Slipped Disc Celebrates 10th Year as Excuse for Everything
This cracked me up! --spleen
Friday, May 26, 2006
Hunters common sense (joke)
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said that the plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. But even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off.
Climbing out of the wreck one man asked the other, " Any idea where we are?"
"Yeah. I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. But even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off.
Climbing out of the wreck one man asked the other, " Any idea where we are?"
"Yeah. I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
wedding-cake topper, cat stuck in closet, and pregnancy graphic
Baby inside
Hilarious wedding-cake topper
Is this even real? It doesn't look photoshopped but how in the world did the cat end up this way?
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