A joke blog to tickle your spleen (or spleens, since "approximately 10% of people have one or more accessory spleens. They may form near the hilum of the main spleen, the junction at which the splenic vessels enter and leave the organ." --Wikipedia)
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
-- toilet birthday cake (or, turning 40)
Fantastic. I need to learn how to make this.How to make a toilet birthday cake.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
funny domain names
Bad Domain Names
All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread...
- Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
www.whorepresents.com/ - Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com/ - Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net/ - Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com/ - There's the Italian Power Generator company,
www.powergenitalia.com/ - And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
www.molestationnursery.com/ - If you're looking for IP computer software, there?s always
www.ipanywhere.com/ - The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
www.cummingfirst.com/ - And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com/
from http://humour.200ok.com.au/bad-domain-names.html
Friday, September 12, 2008
-- Procrastination flow chart
The procrastination flow chart. My favorite part is the loop that leads to "are you hungry?"
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
cyber sex chats, gone terribly wrong
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
favorites:
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
...
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
favorites:
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
...
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
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