Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Be careful what you wish for (in a running partner)

Original ad on Craigslist:

i want to get back into shape and am looking for a jogging partner. i
always run better if i can keep the pace with someone else as i am
sure other fellow runners know. i only work afternoons so i can run
during the morning or night, doesnt matter much to me. shoot me an
email if you want to be running partners

Reply:

Dear New Running Partner,

Hello! My name is Mustafi Chukwuemeka Adetokunbo, but my friends call
me Wuemeka. I have just moved to Philadelphia from Kenya and I too am
looking for a running partner. I run for twelve miles every morning,
and another eight at night. I now run a 4 minute mile. I know this is
slow, but no worry, I am aiming to run a 3:50 mile by next month. I
most look forward to running with you, my new friend! Please respond
with your contact information and where you would like to run. I am
not so acquainted with Philadelphia, but I would prefer to run in
densely forested areas if you know of any.

Run with you soon,

Wuemeka