Monday, January 16, 2006

Two people can NOT fit through the toll booth at once.

The laws of physics dictate that a large object cannot fit neatly into a smaller opening without some compromise. But apparently people believe their cars are excluded from these laws. I used to have a bumper sticker on my car that said "tailgaters failed physics" in a (failed) attempt to keep people off my rear while driving. Unfortunately 99% of them didn't get it. I had people ask me (completely innocently) "So, did you fail physics?" NO, idiot. YOU did, if you're so close to my tail that I can't even see your headlights!