Saturday, December 30, 2017

3 midterms tomorrow and I spent the night changing the way my refrigerator door swings

What happens every night...

Kid art, continued

Kid art about family

Just bought a head of lettuce. Should I throw it away now or wait two weeks like I usually do?

Your plans vs the universe’s plans for you

How to read your losing powerball ticket

Why men shouldn’t write advice columns

Sunday, May 28, 2017

How to read your losing powerball ticket

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Why am I on Wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory? (Insomnia vs. Internet!)

Monday, January 16, 2017

Insomnia Jeopardy

When Miley Cyrus does this it's okay...