Sunday, April 9, 2006

no pun intended

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was superb.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

Saturday, April 1, 2006

more redneck pics - redneck doghouse, casual day at the dollar store, and more


Redneck dog house


Redneck wedding cake
(This actually looks pretty good! haha)


Redneck mailbox
(Not a bad idea...)


Redneck moving


It's so refreshing to be able to be yourself at the dollar store because you know how tiring it can be to meet Walmart's demanding dress code!