How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go ...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
