Ridiculous inventions

This was circulating on the internet. I have no idea where these images came from but the title of the email was "ridiculous inventions." I agree, except for draping umbrella, which I would actually use.

For the cold that won't quit, here's a limitless supply of tissue at the ready:


It's just really a pain to break out the butter knife. Well now you are liberated! Carry these in your purse or briefcase for easy-buttering on-the-go:


Not able to sleep on the train? Here are two inventions that may help:



I hate it when my noodles are too hot to slurp down!


This actually looks really cool. I would use that:


This, on the other hand, is ridiculous. This cannot be real:


-spleen