An elderly man (different one) goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
"I'm 90 years old," he says.
"90!" replies the madam. Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh, sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?
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