Overheard in New York

I just found this hilarious site, overheardinnewyork.com - check out this conversation:

Woman #1: Ma'am, could you please move your bag so I could sit down?
Woman #2: No, can't you see I'm busy, bitch? And I'm not movin this fuckin' thing. It's heavy and I don't want to pick it up again! Sit somewhere else.

(She goes back to reading Jesus and Mary: The Key to Divine Love and Inner Peace.)

--149th St station downtown platform

...

Tourist: Is this the way to the subway?
Guard: No. You need to go west of 49th.
Tourist: Can I go down there anyway?
Guard: No. There's a special event.
Tourist: Please? We're from California.
Guard: No. Welcome to New York.

--Rockefeller Center

high-heeled car and other interesting photos

Is this even real?


This has to be photoshopped but cracks me up anyway.


Looks like someone didn't have a smooth breakup.


No way. If this isn't photoshopped, where in the world was this taken?


I wonder who's backyard this was... and how long it was before they ventured out into it again.


Alright, bite the hand that feeds you, then.


Amazing that the body can bend like this.


Golf game's over!


This should be (if it isn't already) on that cute website where you shrivel up and implode due to cuteness overload.


I almost got into an accident once driving down the freeway when I saw the meowmix mobile and my head (and then almost my car) spun into a 360. I cannot imagine seeing this on the road!

winner of longest email subject contest

I get a lot of spam regularly and just delete it. However I have to share this screenshot showing one email which wins the award for having the longest subject line I've ever received! --spleen